❀pardon my french❀

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.


dalasharaia:

oh.my.god


snowvic:

Oh my god you guys.


lanadelwhore:

officialmamajune:

omg who is this girl

it took me like 5 minutes to realize she was saying chain and not churn

(Source: satanworship)